Okay So Like I’m Actually Deeply Deeply Upset About Pinterest Permanently Deactivating My Account Because

them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over

my gay wolf ass:

i really love all of root’s aliases they are so incredibly on brand for her and i’m imagining her and the machine picking the names like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

Switching between these every day

Concept: The Gotham Citizen app has a forum for posting candid photos of vigilantes and there’s an ongoing phenomenon where photos of Tim are impossibly gorgeous no matter the angle and photos of Dick (one of the most beautiful people in the entire world) look like when you take high-speed photos of Olympic athletes mid-sport

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????