You Gotta Be As Gay As Possible On The Computer Otherwise Alan Turing Died For Nothing

reading fics is like oscillating between “hell yeah fuck the canon” and “no they wouldn’t fucking do that like ever”

Bruce absolutely does not know this is happening

DnD Bard who plays a sentient Otamatone

- The holder is physically unable to put it down

- Refuses to play a single song that’s actually appropriate to the setting

- Only sustained by hard liquor

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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some of you. have never seen my cousin vinny. and it shows.

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

the double was excellent i loved it it now lives in my head rent free guhhhejsekhwshskahjsjs

gawd i love him i love this picture i love this super traumatized silly little bird man