Man Who Hates The Very Concept Of Life And All Living Beings: I Should Design Portal Websites For Colleges

ethel cains instagram story. yep.

actually wanted to throw up and cry when the two guys i watched i saw the tv glow with did not get it and i felt like an idiot

alfred gave them the sheets

tbh my favourite dynamic for jaytim is the whole "i'm the dog they put in with the cheetah to prevent it going crazy" and "i'm the cheetah threatening to go crazy" except jason thinks he's the cheetah and tim is the dog but it becomes rapidly apparent at time goes on that tim is the cheetah and jason has to desperately wrangle him from destroying things he shouldn't

this one tsn fic permanently changed me now i can’t not think about eduardo witnessing the collapse and crashing his car when i think about the 2008 financial crisis. i’m a econ major god damn it

The "God" we made from unethically sourced flesh and metal won't talk to us anymore so I'm gonna abandon you guys and the project and hope it doesn't remember my name or face

okay this is very important to me and probably me only but peter burke from white collar constantly gets referred to as agent burke which makes sense. but also it just gives me crazy flashbacks to state v dlp/poe cameron mock trial case because of the p witness agent shar burke and this is very funny. to me.

and they both do art crime white collar crime stuff.

soulmates are cool and wtv but like imagine choosing to love someone not because some higher power made it destiny