Sorry, Ive Been Thinking About Teeth

The Bishops!!! Bow to the Old Faith!!

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

Found my doppelganger, they have good taste.

Let me have my HUSBANDS

random but mildly annoyed at how you can't romance both Astarion / Gale at once without modding the game- as a gay dude who's certain he's not monogamous I want my triad polyship pLEASE

ughngnhn Gale x Astarion is *chefs kiss* So lemme HAVE TYHEM BOTH

KAHSKHFKHGG

I AM GREEDY I KNOW BUT big SOFT WIZARD MAN AND ROGUE ELF ARE CURRENTLY LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD OKAY

i'm too gay for this shit- and too anfyrgy ANGYR

ANGRY

I like the other men too, but Gale and Astarion are frigging perfect like how can you CHOOSE??? QHY YOU FORCE ME TO CHOOSE

I thought I could but now-

Astarion: This is my Consort *holds Loki by the hip* And his boyfriend *points to Gale holding Loki's hand* Loki: Our boyfriend. Gale: I'm having a good time :) *Grabs Astarion's hand* Astarion: :D

Its almost 1 AM I am going to bed- or try. I need my wholesome content tho- UAGHH

Shots fired to keep rent low:

ACAB, pro-kink, sex work is work, faggots and dykes and dykefags are my weed-smoking communist lovers, filth is my life, watch a fucked up movie, kill the puritanical cop in your head, and be excellent to each other

A very young Narinder.

I can say that Narinder was attached to Shamura the most. He always wanted to be near them and followed them around. Narinder was very lucky that Shamura was patient enough.

I love the fanart that these goobers have.

3 comms

High quality life advice.

Manipulate, mansplain, malewives

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.