Studio Bones Refused To Animate Nikolai’s Expression But I Believe In Justice For Fyolai So I Did It

I present to you 🍎The Dead Apple Dazai 🍎

(This is still a wip)

+ A bonus

Chuunya (from a Bungou stray cats AU I have in mind)

I just find myself thinking a lot about the subtle similarities in Dazai's and Chuuya's designs. From the X shape of their neckties (I think it's neckties??) to the fact that they both cover same areas of their bodies with different clothing. (Dazai covers his neck with bandages while Chuuya covers it with a choker. Dazai covers his wrists with bandages while Chuuya covers his hands with gloves) to the realization that both Chuuya and Dazai have the same eye color: brown (and they say that eye is the mirror of the soul. meaning they mirror each others souls or basically they're one soul in different bodies like that one director said).

Height Difference.

"You should read stormbringer it's amazing" stormbringer:

most feared duo in yokohama

An anime has never pissed me off to the point where I felt the need to redraw something yeT HERE WE ARE

so. do you think the port mafia rules are pasted on a poster on the door to mori’s office in comedically small comic sans

if you can’t read them (and honestly i’d be more surprised if you could):

1. be a decent member of our organization and whatnot

2. you can no longer just leave out of nowhere, especially not if you're a person in power. thanks dazai

3. you can no longer buy your way into being an executive. thanks ace

4. if your name is dazai osamu you are to stay outside of a 100 mile radius around the building (rule suggested and enforced by nakahara chuuya)

5. as long as you are in this organization you will ALWAYS pour the milk in before the cereal

6. failure to comply to the rule above results in the death penalty

7. don't ask mori about elise. just don't (rule suggested and enforced by ozaki kouyou)

8. don't go in the basement

9. don't ask WHY you can't go in the basement

10. you can't go in the basement because verlaine is down there. this is self-explanatory enough

11. steal something from the person who got you into the organization or whatever. if you joined on your own, no you didn't

12. do not question nakahara chuuya about his past affiliations with dazai, he WILL bark at you like a chihuahua for the rest of the week

13. the popcorn machine is always broken (thanks to chuuya), don't bother trying to fix it. trust me, we've tried, that was some good crusty popcorn man

14. refrain from using personal playlists as background ambience during executive meetings (especially those containing the song "it's not like i like you" by static-p. we don’t talk about why this is a rule)

15. ignore rules 5-6

being a pepper plant has to be so weird.

Imagine evolving capsaicin specifically to stop mammals from eating your fruits, and then a mammal comes along that not only will eat your fruits, but likes them specifically because of the capsaicin, so much that it starts using its weird paws to distribute and care for your seeds, which turns into a strong selective force that literally starts evolving you into producing MORE capsaicin and makes you a WAY more successful and wider ranged species than you ever were before

simply because this mammal LOVES Pain Chemical. that evolved specifically to produce pain in mammals. It's not that the capsaicin isn't WORKING. It's just that these freaks like it.

Chuuya Wants His Hat Back

Can I draw one of your sb memes ?