We Can All Agree That This Scene Was One Of The Most Dread Inducing Things Ever, Right? I Honestly Feel

"Sebastain only wants ciel's soul, he doesn't care about him, making him a parental figure to ciel doesn't make sense"

HEADCANON BLAST!!!! AU SPELL!!!!!

The idea of Ciel being this poor innocent child who is just a victim of his evil butler is SO funny to me.

Yeah, his stories a tragedy. Shit has happened to him. But even sebastian is shocked and impressed by how fucking evil this kid is. Hell, when he first tried to trick Ciel into breaking the contract he was in AWE over how revenge driven and he is. That boy wants BLOOD.

He murdered a bunch of kids and blew up the place to cover his tracks cause he was having a PTSD episode.

He was fucking cackling during the whole debacle with tricking his friends into joining a boy band so the opposition would hurry up and murder someone.

He's a sadistic little shit as well, needlessly playing mind games with everyone he meets. He casually joked about killing his favourite author to his face after framing a guy for murder in the most dramatic and entertaining fashion possible.

I mean, a kid at school tried to bully him, and he DESTROYED his reputation.

At age 10, he was already trying to torture and piss off a literal demon as much as possible.

He treats sebastian like a dog. For fun.

Sebastian is a pawn, and yeah, he'll encourage the ideas that are more likely to give him a tasty meal. But 90% of the time, Ciel is already going for it.

my keens are an interesting group...

New stranger every week: "OK, don't hate me for saying this, I know I'm the only person who's ever felt this way, but...I kind of think Rick Sanchez is attractive?? I don't know what's wrong with me! I know, I'm going crazy! Nobody can relate!"

Everyone on Rick and Morty Tumblr:

incubus rick requested by a friend of mine :33

my very silly theory is:

a) sebastian wasn't well liked within the teachers circle at all or

b) the two of them (sebastian and the head master of green house) had immaculate beef

i find both ideas very funny but my second point especially bc consider this:

*no matter what sebastian does seems so effortlessly perfect and it gets on his nerves*

"there's something off putting about him, tf is his deal"

"what do you mean *insert the name of GH headmaster*? he's just very good at his job."

*sebastian sneakily makes fun of him all the time bc he senses, he unsettles the man (and finds it hilarious)*

"this is your man?"

yeah

"look at the screen."

that's mine.

"and that's... and that's what you're gonna settle for?"

imma stick beside him.

"i need you to tell me that you love me."

so house doesn't tell him. instead he gives up his entire life just to be with him for five more months.

the king of burning bridges burned every single one except the one that led to wilson.

hatred and regret.

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie