Mom: why do you cry about some Chinese girls you'll never meet?
Me: they've been my family since day one and will always be there for me. It doesn't matter if we don't live in the same place or speak the same language. They give us hope and something to always look forward too, even when life has us at our lowest point.
My dad:...
My aunt:...
My cat:...
My bamboo plant kevin:...
My mom: honey are you depressed?
Relative/ Friend: OOOO WHO'S THAT YOU HAVE SET AS YOUR HOME SCEEEN
Me: Oh here we go again
Relative/ Fried: YOU'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND DONT YOU
Me: No
Relative/ Friend: ITS YOUR CRUSH THEN
Me: Well yes
Relative friend: WHEN CAN I MEET THEM
Me: After I do
Relative/ Friend: ...
Me: They don't know I exist.
Relative/ Friend: ...
Relative/ Friend: *inhales*
Relative/ Friend: Trash
i needed this audio on my blog
Important Announcement:
April Fools Day (April 1) is one week away. To that end, I just want it known now, well before the day, that this blog will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, freak-out posts, fake hackings, fake emergencies, fake news, and “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. We’re staying safe and chill around here.
I’m honestly not into April Fools Day, really, unless the jokes are obvious and silly–like Rickrolls and Dad Jokes. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional.
talented group with a talented fan base lets be real
I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction
Reblog to bless someone’s feed
My cute gyeomie
my friends: “He’s violent and a murderer, and will hurt anyone who gets in his way”
me: “but…he’s so pretty 🥺👉🏻👈🏻”
Baekhyun Smile
Hope you like it :D
-Admin LD
🔱 22 y/o🔱🌙They/them🌙🎼I take requests for the fandoms in the Masterlist🎼✨Requests Are Open ✨🔥I do texts, scenarios and reactions🔥💦I do smut, but just for people who are adults and 18+ years old💦☀️I also do BoyXBoy, if you don’t like it, don’t read it☀️
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