My Comedic Genius Is Vastly Unappreciated On Twitter

Sesshomaru

Bitch when I tell you he was my first anime daddy 😍😍

Like I don’t think y’all understand what I mean

Sesshomaru knew he couldn’t be fucked with when it came to showing up and out

I mean look at how his ass leaves a scene

He just screams bad bitch and big dick energy

And while we’re on the subject can we please admire that fucking custom made chinchilla fur bitch

I just know that shit was soft and warm asf

And no matter the fight that bitch never got a speck of dirt on it

I didn’t give not a fuck that he didn’t like humans either I was still happy asf to see him show up

He made an exception for Rin’s ass so why not me

Every time he came through I knew a fight was bout to break out

That’s because his mouth too slick and Inuyasha was always ready to run somebody they fade

Do y’all see that fucking smirk

This nigga knows Inuyasha not on his level yet

In conclusion I will bust it wide the fuck open for Sesshomaru anytime anyplace and not give one fuck about it

I might start doing these for different characters I don’t know yet, but if you liked this one let ya girl know

The Types as Character Tropes

Based on stereotypes, duh.

INTP: Absent-Minded Professor, Erudite Stoner, Gadgeteer Genius, Reluctant Mad Scientist, This Is Your Brain On Evil

INFP: The Anti-Nihilist, Byronic Hero, Because You Were Nice to Me, The Dark Side Will Make You Forget, Not-So-Harmless Villain

ISTJ: The Reliable One, Unfazed Everyman, Cloudcuckoolander’s Minder, Loyal to the Position, Obstructive Bureaucrat

ISFJ: Yamato Nadeshiko, Humble Hero, Tranquil Fury, Churchgoing Villain, Love Makes You Evil

ENFJ: The Paragon, The Chooser of the One, Warrior Therapist, Soap Box Sadie, Psycho Psychologist

ENTJ: The Leader, Cultured Badass, Seme, The Corrupter, Visionary Villain

ESTP: Determinator, Ace Pilot, Da Editor, Blood Knight, Corrupt Bureaucrat

ESFP: Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, Plucky Office Girl, Obfuscating Stupidity, Hidden Depths, The Ophelia

INTJ: The Spock, Tin Man, Aloof Big Brother, The Chessmaster, Evilutionary Biologist

INFJ: Hurting Hero, Hermit Guru, Zen Survivor, Living Emotional Crutch, Knight Templar

ISTP: Warrior Poet, Street Samurai, The Hunter, Because I’m Good At It, Then Let Me Be Evil

ISFP: All-Loving Hero, Hero’s Muse, Determined Defeatist, Granola Girl, Mad Artist

ESTJ: The Captain, The Ace, Nerves of Steel, Corrupt Corporate Executive, Egomaniac Hunter

ESFJ: Crusading Lawyer, The Social Expert, A Father to his Men, Nerd Nanny, Evil Matriarch

ENTP: Bunny-Ears Lawyer, Trickster Mentor, Knowledge Broker, Cool Loser, It Amused Me

ENFP: The Pollyanna, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Allergic to Routine, The Wonka, Revenge Before Reason

Sick bitch

Soo ...um hi. This is an update from my previous depressed pissy post. We could say that life can sometimes be a movie? I honestly thought I threw my future in the trash with how I "acced" my matura exam. But ...here's the catch-the whole generation flunked too smh. Who would've guessed? Amirite. Anyway I got accepted in the university I wanted. Im a pharmacy student now. And a top of that I found a summer job after a two day search. Its 3 bucks a hour , myb it doesnt sound much to some of you but believe me in my country I rlly couldnt find a better paying job. And thats dat. After the rollercoster of feelings i put myself tru Im feeling rlly relieved now but not exilarated more ...meh. Dont get me wrong it couldnt turn out better . I wanted to finish this journey(lol) and myb give hope to idjits like me out there.you'll have a looot of though times,rough patches in your life but things will somehow get better and dont lose hope hoes. Peace out

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

if you define “woman” as anyone who feels like one, or whatever, then there is no actual basis of female reality. the struggles of natal women are erased and swept under the rug in the name of “inclusion” and we move backwards.

Yuuri Moving to St. Petersburg

Eggs, Coffee, Bread, Butter by LittleLostStar | T | Yuuri/Victor | 2k

Yuuri has a small adventure at a grocery store in St. Petersburg and everything is just adorable.

~ “Yuuri, did you go grocery shopping?” “Yes, why? …What did I do?” Victor cocks his head, eyes crinkling, and just like that Yuuri realizes that he might not actually have the upper hand in this situation. “What were you trying to do?” he asks innocently, which just makes Yuuri even more furious.

Five Time Yuuri Katsuki Freaked Out About Living with Viktor Nikiforov (and the One Time It Was Viktor’s Turn) by Ame (Ulan) | T | Yuuri/Victor | 7k WIP

Viktor could not help his wide smile. Life with Yuuri in Saint Petersburg was off to a great start. He was happy; he was excited. He had never felt anything more wonderful and overwhelming and amazing in his life.Which probably meant that Yuuri was off somewhere, feeling the same, and freaking out.

leave-taking by winchilsea | G | Yuuri/Victor | 1k

Moving to St. Petersburg was Yuuri’s idea. Viktor wanted to stay in Hasetsu.

Next Level by ghostystarr | G | Yuuri/Victor | 3k

In which Yuuri and Victor settle into their new life in St. Petersburg

Safety Hazards in St. Petersburg by lucycamui | E | Yuuri/Victor | 3k

In which Yuuri moves in with Victor in St. Petersburg and Victor discovers just how distracting living with him can be.

Alternatively titled, How Many Ways Can Victor Hurt Himself? or Idiots in Love

This Curious Condition Called Love by xtwilightzx (blackidyll) | T | Yuuri/Victor | 16k

The bite of pancake is delightfully buttery, with a tang from the cheese curds. Yuuri isn’t sure what his expression is like, but Victor’s smile brightens, and his phone goes up.

“Say syrniki!”

That photo’s going to end up on Instagram in less than a minute. Yuuri ducks, and when Victor whips his phone to follow, Yuuri grabs Victor’s elbow and drags him over so they’re both caught in the shot. Victor laughs, a long line of warmth mashed up against Yuuri’s side. He tucks his arm around Yuuri’s waist and raises his phone again.

Victor uses variations of the same caption every time: Reexploring St. Petersburg with #katsukiyuuri #oneplateatatime

“You’re ridiculous,” Yuuri whispers, after the camera goes off.

Victor smiles. “Ridiculous, but yours.”

(Yuuri has done the transcontinental uprooting of his life twice before and it’s never easy, but this time there are photos plastered all over Victor’s social media, explorations into Russian cuisine, shenanigans with the Russian figure skating national team, calls and messages from friends and family, and Victor, always.

Victor, on the other hand, mostly copes by watching Yuuri adapt to life in St. Petersburg).

Safe Space by preciousbunnynoiz | G | Yuuri/Victor | 1k

Yuuri is moving in and Victor is thrilled but Victor is also noticing something is a little different about Yuuri and he isn’t sure what

(Basically these two love each other so much it’s ridiculous and wonderful)

Lovely, sun-filled room is perfect for plants. (The lucky lady who lives here says, “ Y’all… I am never going to get over how privileged I am to be living in this room.”)

via instagram

P R I O R I T I E S

“In 2020, feminism is as simple as buying the right products. It requires no thought, no critical analysis, and no changing any other behavior of your own. When everyone is a feminist, no one is. And the fallacy of empowerment basically stuck a whole generation of women with the idea that being hot is the same thing as being powerful, without realizing that if your power goes away as soon as men don’t want to fuck you anymore, it was never yours to begin with.”

- @kendallroy, this post

Alright, let’s try it this way.

I tried to post this by reblogging the original post earlier, but tumblr killed the quality. This is an illustration of a written post by poisonous-angel. Where Scott decides to introduce Jaal to Sara after he meets Jaal’s family. Jaal then sees Sara for the first time and instantly falls in love while Alone by Heart plays in the background XD I might do a couple more panels later with Scott’s reaction to all this.

Link: http://poisonous-angel.tumblr.com/post/159237110127/i-was-thinking-of-scott-taking-jaal-to-meet-his