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CAT FIGHT!! 😱

Suicide notes and love letters are terrifyingly similar.

They both contain a sense of finality in them.

They both have a feeling of hesitation from fear and anxiety.

They are both written by hands of a body with a heart beating dangerously erratic or disturbingly steady.

They are both confessions of lost souls wanting for more.

bucky: you call it ‘bad at archery’ i call it ‘freestyle acupuncture’

clint: can you please give me my arrows back

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The funniest part about unlikeable geek men is they really are fully convinced people don’t like them because of their hobbies. They cannot even begin to process the idea that comics and D&D and shit have in fact always been kinda cool and their personslities might just be repulsive. The combined unwavering ego/persecution complex is... unreal.

The younger generations aren’t here to mess around

me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

um monty what are you doing?

Gamers: Hehe… I’m gonna trick old man Nook by making these weeds into a leaf umbrella and selling them back to him

Tom Nook: …t-that’s not a trick. You put work into it, you put labor into the creation and thus its value increased. Has Capitalism deceived you so that you know not your own labor has value?

Gamers: Hehe… he’ll never suspect a thing…

a midnight visitor // 

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erik and beau’s house.

Giveaway!

Giving away some of my favorite items in Animal Crossing, New Horizons! Ends on Friday, May 22nd!

Please be following

Likes and reblogs count for 1 entry each

Winner will be decided randomly

If you enter, please keep your messages or inbox open so I can reach you

If the winner doesn't respond within 48 hours, I'll pick another

You must be able to use dodo code to receive the items

Any questions? Send me a message!

Items:

Café-curtain wall

Birthday cake

Mom's tea cozy

Frozen-treat set

Mush log

Pine bonsai

Handmade cape

Cherry blossom bonsai

Mush table

Star pouchette

Mom's plushie

Thank you!

And special thanks to @mochi-moss ♥️

a message from Butch

i don’t think people realize if everyone banned together we could all collectively overthrow the government.... but it would never work bc a lot of people won’t open their eyes

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

how does this already exist

hello! 🌛 i stayed up until 4 am to present to you these fancy mushrooms

i love a lot of the other mushroom designs i’ve seen around here, but the mycologist in me longed for some accurate representation of my favorite mushroom pals.

so without further adieu;

🍄 all of these mushrooms have real-life counterparts! 

🌲 there are 11 tiles, because variety is the spice of life.

💖 enjoy thoroughly! ✨but do not consume✨

my creator id is : 0465 - 5367 - 1338

Here are some Junimos to carry bundles around your island!

when you’re playing animal crossing and you want to move a river except that means you have to pick up the flowers but you can’t pick up the flowers because you have too many trees in your inventory you don’t know where to place them  because you haven’t finished putting down the paths and moving all the buildings but you can’t do any of that unless you move some of the rivers

everyone: just be yourself!

me: *is myself*

everyone: ohhhh no no no.....no no no no no sssssss ahhhhhh no.

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

the fact that i can’t have any interests without them being hyper fixations really do be giving me brain damage

What do I do when I can’t handle silence but any and all noise is Too Much