Dude For Real Though Your Worth As A Human Being Is Not Dependent On How Productive Or “useful” You

Been playing Ring Fit adventure and this tooltip is so funny to me

Me: What exercise advice will you give me today, Ring Fit? Maybe something about staying hydrated? The importance of good posture? Listening to your body to avoid pushing yourself too far?

Ring Fit Adventure: Hey, you ever worry about getting too MONSTROUSLY JACKED????

I would be so powerful if I could come up with puns. It’s the one skill I currently lack.

hey guys just letting you know that if youre generous with some of the wording and timing you can sing too many spirit's meatball story to the tune of welcome to the black parade. so. now you know

guys my dopamine in my brain dropped to like 0

I MADE THIS ALBUM COVER (sorry for yelling I’m just excited)

This drawing was commissioned by musician “The Static Dive” (who is also my dad 😌) for his new single “Object 64,” out everywhere today. You should go listen to it, cuz it’s funky.

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The Static Dive - Object 64

Listen to Object 64 by The Static Dive.

Woah it’s tumblr so I can put the link!!! Technology, it has come so far.

Out of my ADHD medication rn and I’m trying to work and oh my god this is impossible. I feel like the gummy bears from that fucking 2000s song are having a party in my skull and they’re using my grey matter as a bean bag chair and they keep pouring Hennessy shots into my brain wrinkles

“Maybe I should just try the ingredients on their own first,” I think, imagining myself blankly staring at the wall while chewing a dry piece of lettuce in my apartment in total silence

Being a picky eater as an adult is so hard because I’m TRYING to expand my pallet, but every time I look up a recipe it’s like “this meal’s so quick and easy! It only takes 3 1/2 hours of prep, 6 hours of cook time, and 45 minutes to plate :) There are fifty ingredients, half of which you’ve literally never had in your life :) so if you don’t like this recipe or you forget to make it, I guess you’ll just have to throw out $50 worth of food that you have literally no other use for!! Have fun, super easy for new cooks, super fun and easy and quick :))))”

She speaks✨✨✨

love how we keep calling it lore. at this point it's flat out plot, dears

Bothersome beast, comforting friend