I'm Fucking Dead This Gave Me So Much Life I Can't Even.😂

Fucking yes!

NOW THIS IS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHT

ATTENTION MALE SPECIES!

If you need to affix the prefix “man” before the words bun, braid, plait, or any other hairstyle for whatever reason then you don’t deserve to rock the style. Please understand that these styles in their purest form have been around for gods know how long and rocked by everything from male warriors to queens and everything in between. Therefore, there is no need to place a gender specific term on it as though you are doing anything differently because you’re a male!

Thanks,

Me.

“Bisexuals aren’t stigmatised”

With help from a bunch of lesbians from youtube:

“I think lesbians are smarter in a sense that we know what we want and we go for it, that’s why we’re gay”

“so if you’re at a party and you see the hottest girl there who turns out to be bisexual, whats your reaction?” “that’s really unfortunate”

“if she can make me laugh then I might be able to get past the fact that she had a dick in her mouth last week”

“if you’re with a lesbian then you know that they’re going to be going for you, for a woman, but if you’re with a bisexual…”

and a special mention for personal experience:

“I’ll have to keep a meter away from you tonight, otherwise you might make out with me haha”

“I wanted to tell you that you looked good last night but someone told me not because you might make out with me”

we constantly get told not to attend pride unless we’re in a same sex relationship, get degrading comments from both the gay community and straight people, are told we aren’t ‘queer enough’ and that because we can pass as straight we don’t deserve a place in LGBTQ+ spaces.

get fucked.

So I was talking to my parents at the beginning of break

Mom: You're still playing that Skyrim game?

Me: Hey, I'm taking advantage of winter break. Besides, this is a cool game. Like, I can kill dragons, do magic, get married, join factions-

Dad: *from across the room* Get married?

Me: Yeah. And buy houses, too. I can even marry a woman. Like, I could marry my housecarl if I wanted.

Mom: Your what?

Me: Lydia. My housecarl.

Dad: Which is...?

Me: Um, she fights with me, carries my stuff-

Mom: So she's a slave?

Me: ...

Me: No.

Mom: She sounds like a slave.

Dad: What's this about you marrying a slave?

Mom: She's really a slave, right?

Me:

Mom: It seems like a failure of ethics to force your slave to marry you.

Me: But I'm not forcing her to marry me! Once I put on the Amulet of Mara she gets interested in me all on her own!

Dad: So, what, you're not attractive until you put on a fancy-dancy necklace and then force your slave to marry you?

Dad: We've raised her wrong. Keeping a slave, making her do all the dirty work, and then forcing her to get married? Incredible.

Dad: And I suppose then you force her to live with you, too.

Me:

Me:

Me: Fine, then, I'll marry Aela.

Mom: Who's Aela? Another slave?

Me: No, a werewolf. A Companion.

Dad: *throws magazine onto floor* BESTIALITY?

Mom: You're going to marry a wolf? You gonna enslave her too?

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: So can I go back to campus now, or do I have to live with this for the next forever and a half?

Dad:

Mom:

Dad:

Mom: *walking into the kitchen with her hands on her head* We've raised a lesbian slave-owner who regularly commits bestiality.

Dad: She's your daughter.

What is gay privilege?

I can relate to these type of days.

How my mood changes