“2015? You Mean We’re In The Future?!”

I get a lot of people assuming I’m from America when they meet me on Tumblr. I wanna see how many people here aren’t American.

Reblog if you're not American.

One of the best stories I've ever heard

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

Hi dear Tumblr-World! Just stepped in here missing the sign that says: NO WAY OUT!

Ok, AUs where everyone lives keep me alive on this world, but right now I just need one where Rose moves over and Jack can climb on the f*cking door too and survives. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,

physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????

where does the ball go ?

God I loved season 3a Stiles...

throwback to season 3a » Stiles Stilinski

Look, there may have been a little maiming, okay, a little mangling, but no death. That’s what I call an important distinction.