Rowlet, Litten And Popplio, The New Starter Pokemon Of The Alola Region!

You don’t need a parachute to skydive but you do need one to skydive twice.

I tried to clock out of work and this is all the computer did.

Whenever I see a 50% chance of rain in the weather forecast, they might as well tell me they don’t know

BRING NINTENDOGS TO SWITCH

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A super happy #Zubat wearing a #Crobat kigurumi =). (society.com/ProjectRocket) #itsbirdy #Pokemon #Crayola #Illustration

SCHOOL IS FUCKING CANCELLED

I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."