Just Finished Working Out If U Here Some Clapping In The Distance It’s My Ass

i know the government is out to get me cause they’re out here making up concepts like “true love” and “healthy relationships”. u can’t fool me

tell me a story - Alexander Anthony Mar

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

series of trisha paytas quotes that vividly reflect my current emotional state

sun bleached flies - ethel cain

I feel like 90% of "ancient curses" are probably adequately explained by the fact that the self-proclaimed adventurers who ostensibly fell victim to them were, as a class, a bunch of dipshits who engaged in frequent international travel in an era before antibiotics and vaccines. Like, the list of novel pathogens these guys were risking exposure to on a regular basis was effectively "all of them". That's gotta leave a mark.

You possess a swagless spirit

about to vajazzle myself, wish me luck!