I Told My Aunt I Would Put Marinara Sauce In Her Ear Canals. This Should Not Be Considered Strange. Why

some outfit swaps!

technically a late one for D9 of hermit a day may :'D

hermit may day 4: favourite alt hermit, farmer queen

@hermitadaymay

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a juggler perform in the street 

The juggler notices the four men have a poor view of the show, so he stands on a crate so they may get a better view. He then asks them if they can now see the show. They reply

Yes

Oui

Si

Ja

Btw if anyone else wants to write this and gift it to me I’m Trashpanda8376 on ao3 I would love to read it

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

I love being home alone because I just made myself two pieces of cinnamon sugar toast for breakfast then sat at the table for 30 minutes before getting up and making two pieces of Nutella toast for lunch

i love sappho :3

"γλύκηα μᾶτερ, οὔτοι δύναμαι κρέκην τὸν ἴστονπόθῳ δάμεισα παῖδος βραδίναν δι᾽ Ἀφροδίταν"

- sappho

"sweet mother, I cannot weave — slender aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl" (accurate translation by diane rayor)

"no mom, I can't knit, I'm gay!" (very loose translation by me)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a gay man in possession of dark hair, must be in want of a fair-haired partner.

Guys I’m so normal about them

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

Alex: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

Ohio: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.

Morgan: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 150 cm tall. Give me the gun bitch.