For @collabwithmyself It's Ningyo

David was a victim of nasty prank when he was a teenager. Everyone knew how much much he liked his hair and decided to use slime. The pranksters decided to turn it up by adding to it to make it harder for to out of the hair. It turns out bad when the prank happens and instead of slime and just coming off his hair. While still having to wash it. It got stuck together.

A week later David came back dejected with a buzz cut. He lost on the few things his mother left behind a golden hair ties that she got made that have been discontinued. He had one the last ones and now its gone. Cause of a prank.

Give me angst 🫵

Lay your angst headcanons on me

Here's some sketches of shaw pack and their listeners.

In case you can't read my hand writing

Left( Sam angel David and Asher)

Middle (sweetheart and babe)

Right (darling and Milo)

Relinquish y'all William appearance headcannons.

Cause I have none.

Comment or reblog with it.

I want a fic where darlin realized how little they actually knew about David and how they knew so little about him they didn't know something that is kinda known about David. This leads them to think what did David actually do really deserve that level of ire. This happens after David apologizes to them for being upset at their lie and explaining why he felt that way.

Caelum my son and Gavin

okay i pull up!! with a demon lineup

remember how i said was making a demon lineup? well here it isss~

lowkey making lineups is fun (if exhausting) and i will be making more in the future :D ik i said that i was gonna include side characters, but that felt like a little much and burnout is trying to get its claws in me 💀

characters can be recognized by their icon!! and in the closeups i wrote their names just in case :)

closeups under the cut!!

@moronkyne @zimix-whispers @wuegh @totheak47 @indigo-greer-collins

@chlorine3 @fedorabender @lexdoesntdraw @definitelynuwonhere @porters-fangs

@milogreer @ambrose-mp4 @thesolaireslawyer @paythesmith @int3rtwiningh3artstrings

@puffin-smoke @porcelaininkpot @urfrenfishy @galaxyg1204 @thatpadfooted-boy

@secretangentsloveblogs @shadyguyno5 @no-see-um-incorrect

if u wanna be added to the taglist just lmk :3

Redactober Day 16 Guy

Guy dyed his hair every month. He chooses colors based on vibes and prefers colors that match his clothes. When he started dating, Honey noticed that guy started dyeing his hair much darker colors. Honey noticed how that they were always the color of their piercings.

Honey's favorite color that guy dyed was dark blue, close to black

Pic for reference.

Oh good it's finally in words what I dislike about certain fanon darlin portrayals. Like please if I had to use this situation in philosophy. Understand that there's not many moral theories that would not see darlin actions as morally right.

Also guys , David was doing his job the particular not fun part which is forewarn with Asher skipping his convert breaking course. He going to find out. If you pay attention to audio even David don't want to this but have too. Trust me one everyone has one part of their job they don't want to do cause no one likes it even them.

Darlin just did invoked that.

This post being made on my birthday makes this even better.

why yall paint darlin as some perfect vigilante hero who can do no wrong. it annoys the fuck out of me when yall are like “david was way too harsh with them about quinn and making them air out all their dirty laundry in front of the pack was cruel.” first of all no it wasn’t yall have just apparently never gotten in trouble before lmfao and second of all…. so what? they can suck it the fuck up because as david correctly said, quinn was posing a threat to the pack which included UNEMPOWERED MATES, the elderly members, children, and yk just those who wouldn’t be prepared for a fucking vampire to jump and kill them out of nowhere. darlin was 100% in the wrong about keeping that shit a secret and david was rightfully upset with them, he wasn’t even being mean about it he was just being upfront. that doesn’t make darlin a bad person, just one with tunnel vision and short-sightedness and david had to rein them in. accept the fact that they did something objectively stupid, got rightfully called out for it, and move on. “they must’ve been so humiliated” okay and good. yall value someone’s feelings over peoples lives?? grow up LMFAO im not even a darlin hater it just annoys me when people try to defend what they did like it wasn’t actively putting everyone in danger because awwww their wittle feelings got hurt🥺🥺

Commission Sale

Hey everyone! Decided to do a sale since this will be my only souce of income for the rest of the year!

Prices are until December 31st.

It will be 3 kofis for 1000 words instead of the usual 4 kofis. This includes NSFW. Each commission needs to have a minimum of 1000 words.

I do not do nsfw work with any minors of any kind. You must be 18+.

Personal use only. I have the right to refuse a commission.

Please DM me if you are interested and please reblog if you can. It would help immensely.

Do they know

Simon Blackquill is going to jail

Requested by @pressjtoskip

Here's an example: it's not perfect, but I tried.

The most cursed redacted fun fact I know is if you speed up Sam he sounds British and if you slowed down Quinn he sounds southern. Yes this is true but I hated every part about it.