24hrsoflanii - Muah, No Bars.

Shifting problems😭

”Oh I’m actually in a long distance relationship!”

“Really? Where’s your partner?”

“Another universe.”

“Girls like nonchalant boys” yea no I want a man so obsessed with me he’s willing to wait on his knees for me until I get home

being a hopeless romantic when society is fixated on hookup culture, “situationships” and emotional unavailability makes me feel like I'm in the bottom pits of hell. i yearn for pure romance. waiting for the fairytale I have always dreamed of to come true. but also thinking I won't be loved the way I love is a curse.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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reminder that shifting is instant. youre not gonna feel the room change, youre not gonna feel yourself falling, youll simply just be where you desire🍵

im so ready

How to stop getting bored in a meditation no glue no borax

"tim is a workaholic!" this "tim doesn't take any breaks during casework" that. no, i propose to you the TRUTH

i've been obsessed with sudoku lately and it's gotten to the point where i need to take regular breaks to play it, and i thought it'd be funny to give tim the same problem.

also ignore the bonus it's not supposed to be there

the text, i clarify a day later