How Do You Evil Boop!?!?

𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫: BEGONE DEMON CANDY!

*Yeets the Red Hots in the trash*

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: Did you really just throw that straight in the trash?

𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫: *Stares at Toxic* Yes, it had to be done…

𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭!

*Toxic can be struggling to hold the leash, due to the vibration from Joker’s excitement  has up graded to 3 percent*

Aidan smirks, knowing what he's about to do and not going to regret it because it's Halloween. "Aye, it's a treat for ya!"

He gives both Toxic and Joker Red Hots

And Warheads!

THIS LOOKS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

For @1st-lil-poet

I really like Elliot Design!! So hope you like it!!! >:D

@bluetorchsky

BEST OF DYLAN HOLLIS. (courtesy of @pulchramusae)

do i call the police, or a priest? (oven beeps) … a priest.

“add one egg of lard”. what are you feeding your chickens!?

add three gils of water. was this written for a fish?

(clunking from the other side of the room) … i think i’ve summoned something.

“bake to your liking!” sweetie, none of this is my liking.

it doesn’t need salt, it needs help!

well, at least nothing hatched…

IT’S A CAT FOOD RECIPE! C H O K E!!!

it’s uncomfy and it’s bad.

the seventies! sponsored by the color beige.

can a cake be tried for treason?

either the chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy.

you can use a hand-mixer, i’m just easily frightened by machinery.

i don’t like zucchini. it doesn’t taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.

you’re diluting peanut butter. to the gulag.

it’s like reading directions to purgatory.

AAAH!! BEAN REBELLION!

this ain’t food, honey. this is a bioweapon.

roughage is what dead people call fiber. and this is enough to incapacitate one medium child.

it’s incredible, and i’m mad about it.

look who’s fallen from grace… shame.

and so begins the graham cracker crust - uniformity is of utmost importance.*

YOU’RE OUT OF POCKET.

that’s the power of pine sol, baby!

it’s a breast implant!

french revolution your pineapple.

it tastes like a boot. a size 10 boot.

Happy [late?] birthday brah!!!

You got a oc?

Yes! If you’re asking about osc, I have more than two!

I’ll post their bios later! Don’t worry, it’s actually today and thank you! ☺️

All pedophiles deserve to rot and burn in hell!

Triple Threat?

I think it’s cute! They’re all silly but serious… They are made for each other!

Look, it’s me!

@bluetorchsky & @jaytoons7 , what a go?

BONK i’m doing the tag game over here too. picrew

@biracy @skeletonsonparade @thethingost @vamp1rate @spinosaurusdex @pineberrylive @imnotbabey RAHHHHH (no pressure) and also anyone else who wants to join

Cool prank but I wonder what’s going on with Toxic and Joker…

Pranks today,Hair tomorrow (Part 2) (THSC Fan Short)

Flashback to where Joker,toxic and Riley managed to find something

Joker: Alright! this should do the trick,Now we just gotta go inside the bathroom,Replace the shampoo with this hair growth potion and wait for her to take it until she won't even realise what is coming!

Toxic: Nice one,Babe.

Riley: I'm sorry what?

Toxic: CRAP! Uh- I meant buddy!

Riley, Shrugging: Oh Okay.

Flashback to present day where everyone is still panicking

Toppat!Cameron: Alright everyone! I've got myself a pretty good plan that might actually work.

Flute Meadows: What is it?

Toppat!Cameron: We're going to split into two groups one of the groups has to deal with whatever is going on with Nicole and try to fix it,the other group has to find out who actually did this to her.

Brittany Sprinkles: But who is going to be in any of those teams?

Toppat!Cameron: Great question,Team one will consist of me,Brutus Flute,Britany and that.. girl.

Melly Adams, In Test tube's voice: Erm.. What?

Toppat!Cameron: Team 2 will consist of-

Cherrylee Sweetapple: US!

Danny: Yeah!

Toppat!Cameron: Okay then..

Cherrylee Sweetapple: We both know how to deal with hair problems! especially long hair!

Flute Meadows: Do you have a cosmetology license?

Cherrylee Sweetapple: Yep!

Flute Meadows: Oh,That makes sense.

Toppat!Cameron: Alright,we're going to be off now to find out who did this to Nicole you guys will be dealing with her hair or something like that.

Danny: You can count on us!

Cherrylee Sweetapple: *nods*

Cameron,Brutus,Melly,Flute and Brittany all left to find out what happened with Nicole

Cherrylee Sweetapple: Hey Nicole..

Nicole: Oh! Hey guys!

They both begin to explain why everyone is running away and panicking

Nicole: What?! That's what's happening?!

Cherrylee Sweetapple: Yeah I know.. pretty sad to hear.

Danny: But we have something else to tell you.

Nicole: ?

Cherrylee Sweetapple: It just so happens that I actually have a cosmetology license! plus I used to work as a hairdresser before so I can fix your hair no problemo!

Nicole: Really? Thanks!

Danny: No problem!

Meanwhile with Team 1 they are looking around the airship to find some clues

Flute Meadows: It's been about 20 minutes and we haven't found anything.

Brittany Sprinkles: Yeah! How are we going to find out who made Nicole's hair look like that?

Flute Meadows: Wait.. I think I'm hearing some sounds..

With Cameron And Brutus

Toppat!Cameron: You know Brutus,maybe after this we can go out somewhere you know like dinner maybe~?

Brutus: Dinner? Well I gotta think about that..

Toppat!Cameron: Okay,take your time.

Toppat!Cameron, Thinking: (He's so hot.. I really really want him to kiss me under the moonlight..)

With Melly

Melly Adams, Singing: Weak and strong And wet and dry And right and wrong And live and die And sane and gone And love and not And all the "and"s that we forgot!

With Team 2 And Nicole

Cherrylee Sweetapple: Okay! just sit here!

Nicole: *Sits*

Cherrylee wraps nicole in a cape

Nicole: What's this?

Cherrylee Sweetapple: This is just to make you feel comfortable and so you don't get itching after I'm done.

Nicole: Oh Okay!

She Trims her hair to where it used to be

Danny: *Peacefully watching Nicole in adoration*

With Flute and Brittany

Flute Meadows: I believe the sounds are coming from here.

Brittany Sprinkles: Really?

They both see three figures laughing and talking and they recognise who they are

Flute and Brittany: *GASP!*

To be continued..! (Again..)

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Tags

Nicole @lovelygirlnicole15

Toppat!Cameron @rarestdoge

Brutus @smoresthehalloweenqueen

Joker and Toxic @1st-lil-poet

Danny @capturecharlesau

Basically every oc who has the last name is mine !!

Feel free to make a comic version of it though I haven't released most of my OCs yet

{𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 & 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫}

[TW: Flirting, Small Cursing and Implied Parental Neglect]

[The Music Husbands (mentioned) belongs to @bluetorchsky !]

(I know Joker's birthday late but I was busy… so I’m killing two birds with one stone!)

Maddie and Joker were walking together down the hallway, both holding shopping bags. “Don’t you think we brought too much stuff?” Joker asked nervously as he looked at bags in both of their hands. “If you ask me, we didn’t buy enough. You should see the bags I get on a shopping spree with the girls!” Maddie smirked at her cousin. “So, why didn’t you tell anyone including your own DADS?”

Joker's nervousness shifted to fear as he began to avoid eye contact. “I didn’t think it was important-” “Bullshit.” Maddie interrupted him, glaring daggers at him. Joker sighed softly in defeat. “I… didn’t want to be a annoying like my dad used to tell me and it wasn’t even a big deal.” He said with a weak smile. Maddie dropped her bags and softly but firmly on his shoulders. “One, FUCK you for thinking that,” She bluntly insults. “Two, they adopted you. They cared for you AND both of them fought tooth and nail to YOU when you were in danger.” Maddie said, still holding him. “So yeah, I pretty fucking sure they-” She was one that was interrupted when Joker hugs her tight, softly sobbing a little.

“Thanks, I needed that.” He said with a smile, some tears running down his face. “You’re welcome, but now you look like a cry baby!” She light hearted teases. “Shut up!” Joker pushes her away playfully while wiping his tears away. They both laugh together that grabbed the attention of coworker they knew. “Be right back, I gonna do something real quick!” She says to Joker as she walks towards the worker. “Hey cutie~ It’s my birthday but me and my cousin’s arms hurt…” She cutely whimpered as she got closer. “I was hoping you could help us. We could use a big, strong guy like you~” She purrs softly with pleading eyes. “So, you please carry these bags for us? I’ll give you a kiss if you do~” The man’s face burned red as he immediately grabbed the bags. “Of-f course, ma’am!” He said with a shaky voice.

“Good boy~ Now, let’s go to the bar cause this bitch need her milkshake!” Maddie says as she points in front of her. She turns around to see a impressed Joker staring in awe. “Hey, dork!” Maddie shouts at him making him jump. “You coming or what?”

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