I Want This To Be Used For A Dating Sim. (As In You Have To Do These Actions To Get These Character’s

I want this to be used for a dating sim. (As in you have to do these actions to get these character’s attention and romance)

Blorbocore Activities for Dracula Characters

Jonathan:

Treat yourself to a cup of tea at the aerated bread company. Or, you know, a modern cafe. Or just at home. 

Write your significant other’s name over and over in glitter gel pen. Shorthand optional

Appreciate a scenic vista. Write it down in the most flowery purple prose you can manage

Try a new food. Bonus points if it’s spicy. 

Choose vengeance. 

Mina:

Write in ink or on a typewriter. Try shorthand for bonus points

Find a cool graveyard to chill in. Old man with an indecipherable accent is optional

Memorize something random, just for kicks

Similarly, adopt or hone a skill that could come in handy one day, but is otherwise just some fun tidbit 

Be an unapologetically goth queen

Arthur:

Hang out with your pets!

Take a leaf out of his dating notebook (fishing, tennis, outdoorsy stuff) 

Finally let your emotions overcome you and express them by sobbing inconsolably onto your sister-by-choice’s shoulder

Tell people you value how you feel about them, but phrase it in the context of their imminent demise

Dress up nice for no real reason

Jack:

Record an audio diary or “podcast” of your day. Imitate people’s voices to the best of your ability. 

Stare melodramatically into the middle distance, ideally looking pensively into the sunset

Is there something you can spend hours doing and never get bored? Do it. Now.

Learn a few Latin phrases to sprinkle into your conversations 

Listen to emo music. 

Quincey:

Have a campfire to roast marshmallows and spin yarns around

Put on your most exaggerated cowboy voice and talk slang for the day.  

Flee from a pack of wolves with your friends

Be the spontaneous friend! Shoot a bat. 

Be rootin, be tootin, be shootin, but most of all be kind

Van Helsing:

Do something supportive for your friends if they need a pick-me-up!

Embrace dark comedy. Bow before King Laugh. 

Mangle as many metaphors as you can in one conversation. The more times you mention corn, the better. 

Read up on mythology and folklore

Try to convince your most skeptical friend that ghosts are real. 

Lucy:

Keep a diary in emulation of your Good Friend Mina

Go for an evening stroll. 

Have a sleepover with your friends! They can try to stop you from sleepwalking out of the room. 

Dye your hair a new color on impulse

Donate blood. 

Renfield:

Find a non-aesthetic bug— not a butterfly— and examine it closely

Sing or hum in your room and ignore guests

Debate philosophy. 

Jump out a window and run over to bother your neighbor in the dead of night

Absolutely pummel a punching bag, pillow, or psychiatrist. 

Dracula:

get hit in the head with a shovel.