depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
I'll name my daughter penis and we will call her penny so whenever someone asks what penny stands for she has to explain how mom wanted her daughter to be named after a body part and really her name is penis.
ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg