I Would Mess It Up Because I Enjoy The Chaos

I'll name my daughter penis and we will call her penny so whenever someone asks what penny stands for she has to explain how mom wanted her daughter to be named after a body part and really her name is penis.

ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg

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haha yup

you know what’s funny is that i’ve always been more obsessed with female celebrities for some reason and i used to think that was bc i saw them as role models and wanted to emulate them or whatever

but it turns out i’m just really hella into girls