What The Fuck, Richard.

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like

kidnapper: we have one of your children

Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific

kidnapper: the loud and annoying one

Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does

kidnapper: well he has black hair?

Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going

kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?

Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific

kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him

Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that

kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand

Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?

kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???

Bruce: ah you have Damian

slow down bro

Saw that meme with Mel and Sevika from Arcane and my brain though that it was funny

So here's my latest thought on D&W. Logan in that bar was not being your typical Wolverine. He wasn't being particularly aggressive toward the bartender or even toward Wade. As Wade said, any other Wolverine would have really hurt him. I think this Wolvie had been doing self-imposed penance for years by NOT being rough or loud or demanding. Or violent. He was being apologetic! And placating!

I feel like this particular Wolverine has been trying not to fight for so long, and then this red jackass kidnaps him and wants to fight. Wade stripped him down to the suit and taunted and annoyed him into putting out the claws, and suddenly he's having to fight bad guys and stab a lot of people (mostly versions of Wade, but others too), and the level of his internal conflict must have been off the charts.

(Sad, wet cat of a man my beloved.)

Also, I think Logan had internalized that fighting = bad, and then suddenly here's Wade. Who keeps goading Logan into fighting, and nothing bad happens. The jerk won't die. Can't die. Suddenly the smile in the Honda Odyssey makes even more sense. Not only can Logan have fun with someone who he can't truly hurt, this is rewiring something fundamental. It isn't "bad" to be doing this. He's not a bad person. He's just having fun.

Alright so I've seen Captain America Brave new world yesterday and it's better than I expected actually, loved red Hulk and Sam's new wings but I kinda don't understand the plotline with Adamantium. Like I've seen it in dub so maybe it's not THE Adamantium but isn't it a man-made metal? Wolverine has that shi in his bones and I'm pretty sure that aliens didn't put it there so like why is Adamantium on a space island? Can someone explain because I'm feeling kinda off rn

The family tradition of going off into the woods butt ass naked when shit hits the fan

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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