If A Silly Vampire With A Gay Coded Mullet Ever Called Me By Name Looking At Me With Those Big Sparkly

happy may 4th

"Wow, this kink is so weird and extreme" and then you look inside and it's literally just "what if I never had to Be Responsible or Make Good Life Decisions ever again, and somehow this was a sex thing?"

Finding anyone that could match their style!! Who's your favorite rock band?

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

David :*laying on the floor & staring at the cave

ceiling*

Marko: What are you doing?

David : I'm stargazing.

Marko : Dude.....Those are pictures of Michael.

David: I know. The stars are

beautiful tonight.

Yo Drácula wanting all human life dead after they killed his wife is honestly so valid

they really gave us a female lead in a star wars movie & made her kind and good and angry and powerful and complex & then spent the next 2 movies revolving almost her entire storyline around a white male war criminal who abused her, abused her friends, abused her family. all the while validating all the people who romanticized gaslighting and torture. for fan service lmao 

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you