I Walk A Fine Line Between “i’m Asexual And I Hate How Much The World Revolves Around Sex” And

it must suck to do an assassination and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

WAKE UP WAKE UP DO TODAY TODAY ROCKS GET UP GET UP!!! POSTAL DUDE WOULD NOT STAND BY TO WATCH YOU BE TOO ANXIOUS TO SHOWER NO SIR. YOU BETTER GET UP AND SHOWER. POSTAL DUDE IS WAITING WITH A TOWEL AND COFFEE SO GET UPPPP!!!!!

I'm going to get more lashes today.

aint that just a suck in the dick

this can be so fire

THIS CAN BE SO FIRE

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

anxious when i'm late cause it makes me look sloppy and anxious when I'm on time because it makes me look overeager. do you get me