MEN WILL DO THE MOST INHUMAN SHIT AND HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONSIDERATION FOR YOUR WELLBEING ONLY TO THEN

anxious when i'm late cause it makes me look sloppy and anxious when I'm on time because it makes me look overeager. do you get me

some of y’all cherish loneliness and being alone and privacy a lil too much...let ppl in..have some fun connecting with others. you find who u are in ur interactions with other people

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT PLOTTING AGAINST YOU

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT WATCHING YOU

NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU

THE BIRD IS NOT REAL

NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU

NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU

HE FLAGS LEFT YELLOW ?

Yeah, when he's wearing the lawman chaps

Literally nothing worse than being high as fuck with nothing to do

I LOVE GETTING LONG POSTS ON MY DASH.

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

honestly i know we're all imagining will's and hannibal's texts to be super spicy and horny but in actuality it would literally be this

GOD, IF YOU'RE REAL PLEASE GIVE ME A CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW !!

All k9 dogs are abused hands down if you post any pro k9 stuff on my dash you’re unfollowed I don’t care if we’ve been mutuals for years, you can claim to be anti-cop or a leftist or whatever but if you post k9 dogs with like “a good doggo! A good boy!” fuck off, if I lose followers over this then good riddance