You Ever Talk To A Phannie And Just Go Oh Yeah. I Can Def Tell Who's Speech Patterns You Stole

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

Hello Mr Gaiman!

What do you personally think Aziraphale and Crowley would think of the film "Monty Python's Life of Brian" (1979) regarding the film's humourous, satirical take on organised religion?

I think they both loved it. Crowley because it felt familiar, Aziraphale because it felt naughty.

He's the fly on my wall.

Tumblr Tuesday: Terrible Influence Phanart

After taking their Terrible Influence Tour to Europe, the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the UK, Dan and Phil brought it home with the official online premiere on Sunday. To mark the occasion, many of you dusted off your exquisite artistic talents and made some TIT-inspired phanart. Please enjoy this selection of said TIT-inspired phanart.

(slight spoilers ahead for those of you who haven't yet caught the show)

@mousenoise:

@littlestormofmess:

@dnpstars:

@doodleswithangie:

@hannahbluish:

@phrumbs:

@zomboysneeze:

@spacearcheratready:

@rukitu:

@rambeu:

@zomboysneeze:

@greycr3scent:

@mushybeast:

@livalincreations:

@reidisdoodling:

welcome back cockshame howell

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

tit is wild yall

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

I know the US government acts like a corporation but it’s not.

Not voting isn’t the same as a boycott. Because you can’t bankrupt a government by not voting. All you get by not voting is less control over what the money is doing.

The money comes from taxes, not voting. Abstaining from voting does nothing to reduce the governments ability to get money and spend it on shit.

So yes, sometimes you vote to reduce harm because not voting WILL NOT REDUCE HARM.

It’s not a boycot. Abstaining doesn’t take power from the government. It just reduces the number of people they feel answerable to.

am i gay quiz (2025)

1. do you recognize this image?

yes: you're gay. good luck