Another Shitpost I Put Too Much Effort Into.

Canon, give me the forbidden fun Jedi anecdotes-

Purge Trooper Cody finally finds Obi-wan on Tatooine and is about to Take the Shot til he sees obi chug caf straight from the caf maker and not go to bed for the following 25 hours and cody jusr motherhens himself out of the chips control with sheer willpower to get that dumbass to Sleep

this is so funny, like

purge trooper cody has a simple mission on tatooine and randomly sees obi-wan buying a plum or something at the market and goes full !!! gotta follow him

so he follows him to his hut and observes him for a while just to see obi-wan never ever going near is bed, eating junk and swallowing liters of coffee in a span of minutes and listen, cody could have killed him right there and then but he still has a minimum of honor so he can't just shoot a dehydrated idiot man who's in absolutely no condition to fight, so naturally he has to enter the hut and passive-aggressively cook that man a soup

obi-wan has no idea what's going on but he's vibing

I love how explicitly they made Rex’s role in Anakin’s secret relationship with Padme. It wasn’t a complete secret. Rex not only knew, but actively aided Anakin in hiding the relationship. Rex literally enabled him to talk to his secret wife, and it’s clear that this happened a lot. 

Now more than ever, I want to see Rex meeting Luke. This just adds another layer to what that interaction must have been like. 

I FINALLY FINISHED THIS !!! T H E M !!!

#PERFECT ANAKIN SKYWALKER CHARACTERIZATION

Rip Fives

bad star wars oc idea: a sith who finds out that the jedi think falling to the dark side shows weakness, and gets so pissed off that they insist on returning to the light solely to prove they can

ok i had to post this sepperately too, based on this post by @keldabekush

i really love how din is a character in the star wars universe that really knows nothing about the star wars universe. he doesn’t know that boba fett is a clone, has zero knowledge about jedi stuff, and accidentally becomes a ruler of a planet.