Instead Of Beating The Dead Horse Of Ellen, I Vote Heather Shaw To Be The New Evil Lesbian Comedian

"Cock! A dude will do!"

do you ever forget there are people out there that genuinely believe they have the one and only solution to gender/sexuality and anyone who doesn’t see it that way is homophobic/transphobic despite the fact they themselves are pushing the same gender binary they claim to hate so much by separating men women and gender nonconformity into three distinct categories, essentially creating a traffic light system for how we should treat others based on one of the most insignificant aspect of themselves? because i did until this morning

i’m so tired of every single argument that revolves queerness or gender being so reliant on these heteronormative binaries that simply don’t make sense to apply to ourselves.

Bread clip animals

me saying “i love that” instead of “i love you” at the end of my sentences because i refuse to let it slip this early and “aw, you like the smell of citrus? i love you” is such a bad way to say it

they used to put BLEACH in BABY FORMULA

can we fucking not go back to that

its the fucking signature dead wife scene

my dearest and most sincere homeslice <3

pixel landlady be upon ye

this took me four days and i'd like it to be known that that's the second fastest i've ever finished any visual undertaking in my life

How to feel like a person?

dont live with your mom

here’s a retrospective stoned blerb about the minecraft movie (spoiler free):

honestly, it was okay. i liked how they really highlighted the importance of breaking standards and being creative in a society that punishes it, and how “gold” is what kills the spark for art. i thought the humour was stupid, but stupid enough to where i could laugh at/appreciate it. jack black was great as per usual. jennifer coolidge felt out of place and random but i thought her character was funny so i wasn’t necessarily mad at it. the cgi wasn’t phenomenal, but what can you expect from minecraft irl, i suppose. it could have been a lot worse. i liked the baby villagers. i thought the references were fun and it felt really nice to be apart of the audience. the plot was basically jumanji, but once again what can you expect. the pacing sucked ass, it was relatively hard to follow and it felt like a lot of conflict got solved in the most convenient ways possible. there were a lot of scenes that felt like they didn’t belong, or like they were in the wrong place. as far as game accuracy goes, there were moments where it was completely thrown out the window and times where they did it really well.

overall, i think it could have been better but i’m glad we got what we did. i wasn’t planning on watching the movie at all, but i’m glad my friends had an extra ticket so i could have the chance to see what it was all about. i think seeing it in theatres is what really made the movie for me, i’m not sure if i’d watch it on my own time.

my biggest issue is that jennifer coolidge didn’t play every villager.

why are we in a timeline where calling nazis shitty human beings is controversial

why should i be NICE to NAZIS?