Questioning Your Gender Identity Kinda Feels Like That Am I A Man Or Muppet Song

Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??

time to put on my favorite shirt

if you’re under 17 but older than 6, no you’re not. those aren’t real ages. made up ages. propaganda ages. made up to sell more plastic or something

He’d do numbers on here

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

i’m gonna make some ramen with indonesian soy sauce, chili sauce, and some green onion. then? i’m gonna get a bit bold and add in some mashed avocado. the madness doesn’t cease yet, BOOM sriracha drizzle on top. BOOM some left over hashbrowns. BOOM more green onion to garnish.

where’s the garlic? YOU FUCKING DUMBASS ITS IN THE CHILI SAUCE. ITS THE FUCKING SRIRACHA BRAND CHILI SAUCE YOU FUCKING BOULDER FOR BRAINS

sometimes when i talk about AI it feels like this is what the conversation is like:

person A: hey. did you hear theres a mythical giant drinking the ocean through a straw? look, it’s crazy.

person B: well, i dunno. the giants already there, so we may as well just learn how to cope with it.

person C: i disagree, actually. the giant is good for humanity and will solve cancer!

person D: well i think all of you are extreme. what we do is divide the ocean in half. that way the giant can continue stealing our water and we might be able to survive for a few more decades.

person A: why don’t we just stop the giant from drinking our water?

person B: well then what would happen to the giant? how are you personally gonna stop the giant?

person C: well i don’t think thats fair. the giant has a lot of good qualities that people tend to overlook just because he’s drinking the ocean.

person A: holy fuck guys there’s a second giant and they’re implementing laws so we can’t take their straws away

person D: this is so amazing for the giants! (:

my dearest and most sincere homeslice <3

pixel landlady be upon ye

this took me four days and i'd like it to be known that that's the second fastest i've ever finished any visual undertaking in my life

*Small Yingdu ep 6 Spoiler*

gender fluid? nah bbg i’m gender funny. i’m gender not quite right. i’m gender there’s something suspicious going on

life has started to feel a bit hunger gamey with all these celebrities pretending like the rest of us aren’t suffering