It’s Five Am And I Woke Up To Severe Crampage, So I Decided To Make That Everybody’s Problem

my reaction to that scene:

so proud of myself for giving the same answer as cheng xiaoshi on that psychological test wang qing gave him I'm literally him

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

it feels like i’m some sort of breaded chicken and life is a big scary man with an eating chicken addiction but i’m cursed to be every single form of breaded chicken that he eats and the breaded ones are his fav ):

why do people keep reblgging my posts with random pictures and gifs

I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up

SHEEEEEE

she <3

love how when people are comparing teenage boys and girls they say shit like “oh boys are wayy less drama. girls psychologically ruin each other meanwhile boys can just fight it out”

last time i checked, immediately resorting to physical violence when you have an argument with a friend is 10x more dramatic than just calling the other person a bitch behind their back

when he says “i’m super into WWII”: 🙂👍🏼

he starts talking about german people all believing in Hitler and how trans people were doing experiments on children: ☹️👎🏼