I Don’t Think God Is Always Watching Me, I Think He Tunes In When I’m About To Do Something Unbelievably

here’s a retrospective stoned blerb about the minecraft movie (spoiler free):

honestly, it was okay. i liked how they really highlighted the importance of breaking standards and being creative in a society that punishes it, and how “gold” is what kills the spark for art. i thought the humour was stupid, but stupid enough to where i could laugh at/appreciate it. jack black was great as per usual. jennifer coolidge felt out of place and random but i thought her character was funny so i wasn’t necessarily mad at it. the cgi wasn’t phenomenal, but what can you expect from minecraft irl, i suppose. it could have been a lot worse. i liked the baby villagers. i thought the references were fun and it felt really nice to be apart of the audience. the plot was basically jumanji, but once again what can you expect. the pacing sucked ass, it was relatively hard to follow and it felt like a lot of conflict got solved in the most convenient ways possible. there were a lot of scenes that felt like they didn’t belong, or like they were in the wrong place. as far as game accuracy goes, there were moments where it was completely thrown out the window and times where they did it really well.

overall, i think it could have been better but i’m glad we got what we did. i wasn’t planning on watching the movie at all, but i’m glad my friends had an extra ticket so i could have the chance to see what it was all about. i think seeing it in theatres is what really made the movie for me, i’m not sure if i’d watch it on my own time.

my biggest issue is that jennifer coolidge didn’t play every villager.

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i love how radfems preach about cis women “glorifying their oppression” when in reality, no one gets off on oppression more than a victim complexed radfem.

“wh-wh-what????? women could never possibly u-u-u-u-understand men?? cis white women are supposed to be v-v-victims?????? women are men are… completely dependent entities… we could n-n-never be equal…you? want to? make an effort? to actually get to the root of misogyny??? b-b-but… that means i can’t run my anti trans tumblr blog anymore??? if we actually make progress…. i’ll have nothing to b-b-bitch about…. my life is meaningless without the suffering of cis women???”

“what do you mean you aren’t the perfect victim??? that means… that must mean… oh god!!! you glorify your oppression! goodness me, i could never possess such a fatal flaw! quick, i have to go make a twitter post about how you aren’t a real victim and you are actually secretly trans and evil!”

“y-y-y-you believe in God????????????? you mean the stupid misogynist up in the sky??????????? there is no possible way your religion can be independent… no…. NO! you must follow societal norms/rules at all times!! no, you believe in a Christian/Catholic God, because that is all that exists to me. wait, what? no? i’m literally 3 quarters Cherokee, there’s no possible way i could be ignorant to different cultures!! just because all my beliefs are rooted in patriarchy doesn’t mean i participate in patriarchy! no i haven’t read the bible or any form of religious text! why would i ever educate myself when i could just spew words out of my ass!”

“oh no, silly! you couldn’t possibly do anything wrong. you’re a cis white woman! that means you can do whatever you want and just blame it on the patriarchy you suck the dick of, rather than be a person and take accountability (because as we all know, women aren’t actually people, but rather a completely separate hivemind)! as long as you aren’t trans, of colour, or a man, you’re practically the embodiment of christ! you can feed off your victimization until the end of time if you so please!”

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