♱𝔐𝔢𝔱𝔞𝔩 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱♱

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON

⟡ HOTD masterlist! I just love this show so much and I wanted to make some one shots on them.

⟡request status:OPEN

AEGON II TARGARYEN

Nothing here yet…

Gingerbread

Bernard x Calvin!reader

✧Bernard dating Calvin!reader

✧masterlist here!

When Bernard first saw you when Scott became the new Santa. He immediately fell in love. When you and your little brother, Charlie, were walking around the workshop in awe, Bernard was talking to Scott while secretly stealing glances at you. Scott noticed and pointed a finger at him.

“You lay your grimy elf hands on my daughter and you’re dead.” He growled, Bernard nodded and gave him a thumbs up. “Judy will take you to your room, you need to get out of these clothes and get a good nights rest.” He said calmly.

As Scott left with Charlie and you, Bernard came up to you and stopped you “Hey, what’s your name?” Bernard asked, he wasn’t one to be easily flustered or to be interested in anyone like this, but he just couldn’t help it. “My name is y/n. What’s yours.” He repeated your name multiple times, testing the of it on his tongue.

“Well, y/n, I’m Bernard, the head elf and Santa’s helper,” he said, giving you a soft smile. “Well, Bernard, I guess I’ll see you around the workshop?” You said, patting his head and chuckling at the redness that showed up on his cheeks and the tips of his ears, “A-Alright, y/n! S-See you around!” He said, quickly walking away and yelling at the other elves to get back to work while his heart was doing backflips and with a rosy tint to his ears and cheeks.

From that day on, Bernard would always get the chance to talk to you when he could and if you came to the North Pole. If you couldn’t go, he would go to you instead or write you letters. For years, he couldn’t tell you how he felt, he was so nervous that you would reject him. Little did he know that you loved him back.

One day, you were in the North Pole helping the elves make toys when Bernard showed up behind you and placed a hand on your shoulder, “what’re you doing, sugarplum?” He asked, squeezing your shoulder gently, “just helping the elves make toys. I also thought I could make something for you, Bernie”

Bernard’s face then turned a rosy shade and the elves nearby then started to laugh, “all of you shut it and get back to work! If I catch any of you slacking so help me that I-“, “Bernie,” you said with a gentle tone, “don’t be so hard on them.” He just sighed and smiled at you, “How about we take a walk?” Bernard just sighed and nodded, maybe a nice long walk was you would clear his mind a bit.

As you guys walked around the workshop, talking and laughing. Bernard then suddenly pulled you into an empty room. He knew that he had to confess his feelings. “Y-y/n, there’s something I need to tell you,” you nodded while you held his hands, squeezing them gently, “I-I’ve been meaning to tell you, b-but I just couldn’t get it out!” Suddenly, you grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss. He was shocked but soon melted into the kiss, placing one hand on your neck and the other on your waist.

You two then pulled away from each other, blushing and not looking at each other. He then took your hands in his and kissed them, “I love you so much, y/n.” He said and you giggled, pulling him into a hug, “I love you too, Bernie.” He blushes even more at the nickname and buries his head in your neck, “What am I going to tell your dad,” He kisses your cheek, “If it makes you feel any better, we’re under a mistletoe,” He then looked up and chuckled, “I guess you're right, Sugarplum.”

WARM HUGS

Gyvle “ Fenriz “ Nagell x reader

♱dating headcanons for Fenriz

☽｡⋆My first headcanon ever! I hope you like it, I spent some time think of these so enjoy! <3

★metal masterlist here!

♱I feel like that Fenriz would be the type of boyfriend who would love cuddles and physical touch.

♱stay in bed all day or watch tv with this man and he would absolutely cuddle you to death.

♱even while you guys are talking, he loves when you guys talk about music.

♱he is absolutely passionate when talking about music, and when you also like the same music he does? Man, is he in heaven.

♱this man would never shut up when talking about music, but not that you care because you love talking to him.

♱this man would absolutely love PDA when out in public with you.

♱no matter where you guys are, wether it be at the store or just walking down the cold streets, he would always be holding your hand or have a arm around your waist.

♱I also think that Fenriz would have a camera so that he could take pictures of you doing whatever.

♱sometimes he doesn’t even give you a heads up that he’s about to take a picture and just does it.

♱sometimes you could just be cooking you guys dinner, reading with your hair up with some reading glasses on, or washing the dishes, this man does not care.

♱no matter what you’re doing, he will take a picture no matter what and just keep it in his wallet.

“ I know, baby, c’mon just let me keep the picture! I won’t show anyone else! “

♱I also feel like that Fenriz would absolutely love it when you wear his clothes.

♱it doesn’t matter if they’re big, he just wants to see you in his clothes.

♱you even wear his band shirts to sleep and you just look so warm and cuddly.

♱and when you guys are outside for a walk and you get cold, he’ll absolutely give you his jacket if you ask.

♱he might get a little irritated because he said you would be cold but you said you would be fine.

♱this man would also always record you with his handheld camcorder.

♱just like how he is with the camera, it’s the same way with taking videos.

“ C’mon, baby. Just look at the camera a give me a cute little smile for the video “ (you would just give him a pout but a eventually give a little laugh and smile)

♱I also think that when you guys are out in public and you get a little shy around his friends, he would squeeze your hand gently to reassure you and then wrap his arm around your waist.

♱as he does this, he would give you gentle taps on your waist to calm you down and to give a silent “ I love you “

♱and I just know his friends might make fun of him for being so smitten over you, but he doesn’t care.

Cinnamon buns

✧helping Bernard with his stress

✧very short! Might add more later

✧masterlist here!

✧whenever Bernard is stressed, especially when it’s near Christmas, he usually shuts out everyone, including you.

✧he feels bad for doing it, but he just needs to catch up on toy production, make sure no one’s slacking, and paperwork.

✧All the elves get curious and worried when he shuts you out, his lover of all people!

“ I’m busy right now, honey bun. Maybe later when I’m not busy. “

“ Not know, sugar buns, I don’t have time for you. “

✧Bernard would eventually take a break from being head elf and let’s Curtis take over.

✧you’re over the moon when he finally agrees to take a break. You’ll do anything to get rid of his stress.

✧you guys would go take walks through town and look at shops and Christmas trees.

✧at every mistletoe you guys are under, you would kiss and Bernard would purposely find mistletoe just so he can get more kisses.

✧you guys would go to cafés and drink hot chocolate and eat cookies and gingerbread while giggling like kids.

✧Bernard is so happy that he's not stressed out because you just make everything so much calmer for him.

✧ocasionally, when Bernard’s very stressed and to his breaking point and about to have a breakdown, you take him outside to calm him down and it works because of your calming presence.

✧sometimes he just needs you by his side all the time.

Black liquorice

✧Bernard x reader

✧argument headcanons for Bernard

✧masterlist here

✧It’s quite common for you guys to have arguments once in a while

✧even though you guys love each other to death, there are still things to work out in your relationship.

✧Bernard works all the time and you try to get him to take a break, this usually results in him snapping at you or just brushing you off.

✧When he snaps at you, it turns into a huge argument and a lot of hurtful things are said. You get that he’s head elf but he still needs a break once in a while.

“ I said just leave me alone, I don’t need one of your stupid lectures or a break! “ (it’s alway hurtful when he says stuff like this and yells at you)

✧usually after an argument, you’ll sleep in the guest bedroom, crying yourself to sleep and blaming yourself.

✧Bernard hates it when he has to sleep alone and when you two argue.

✧Bernard would eventually apologize to you and give you gifts and affection all day when he agrees to have a break.

“ I know, sugar, I’m sorry, m’such an idiot. “ (he said as he hugged you and kissed your forehead)

✧You would also apologize, but he would assure you that it’s not your fault.

✧Sometimes he would get really mad and ignore you for a very long time until Santa catches onto it.

“ what’s wrong with my head elf? “ (he asked in his cheerful voice, patting Bernard on his back)

✧Bernard would eventually tell Santa what’s bugging him and he would get lectured for snapping at you.

✧Bernard would make your favorite meal and give you gifts to apologize and you forgave him, attacking him with kisses.

✧Bernard will promise that he will never yell at you again and hurt you.

Sugar cookies

Bernard x reader

✧Dating headcanons for Bernard

✧masterlist here!

✧dating Bernard is a bit complicated and stressful but you two work through it.

✧He always works late because he’s head elf and all, but that doesn’t stop him from loving you.

✧any chance he gets, he would always give you affection.

✧he loves to show his affection but not a lot in public, he’s head elf and he doesn’t want to ruin his reputation.

✧I believe that you and Bernard would have matching bracelets or any kind of jewelry to remind you two of each other.

✧I also think that when he's stressed and needs time to cool off, he would cuddle with you for the rest of the day.

✧whenever Bernard gets a chance to have a break, he’ll come straight to you and cuddle with you while talking about anything and everything as well as drinking hot chocolate.

“ you’ll never believe what Curtis did today, sugar pie “ (he said as he rubbed your back and drunk his hot chocolate)

✧on Christmas, he will give you the best gifts ever and spend quality time with you. Even being the head elf deserves a break.

✧He would give you matching sweaters, a necklace, or a plushie!

✧he also gets pretty jealous when other people talk to you. He would immediately hug you and tell you that he needs some help (even though it's not true) just to get you away from them.

✧And I know that he would absolutely love it if you made him anything for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. He would be so grateful and eat up every bite.

✧He loves to have a date night where you guys drink hot chocolate and watch the stars or northern lights together.

✧Bernard would rarely get mad at you, he would be a little annoyed but not mad.

✧you could throw a snowball at him and he won't get mad, he thinks it’s cute that you think you can get away with stuff.

Candy canes

✧Bernard x reader

✧Bernard master bating to a picture of reader

✧Smut!

✧very short!

✧masterlist here

Bernard had recently developed a crush on you. He would always steal glances at you and blush whenever you were near.

Lately, Bernard was having problems.. down there. He would always pop a boner when you were close to him. He would always try to relieve himself

While Bernard was looking at all the elf documents, he came across yours and looked at your picture.

He started to feel his pants tighten and he sighed and took his cock out, “maybe just this once, just to relieve myself.”

He then took his throbbing member into his hands and started to stroke himself, slowly at first.

“F-Fuck, y/n.” he moaned out as he looked at your picture, he bit his lip, thinking about you stroking him.

He started to have shallower breaths as he stroked himself faster and faster, wanting to cum ao badly.

He covered his mouth to stifle his moans so no one would hear him from his office. He knew no one would really come in since everyone was busy, but the thrill of getting caught just quickened his orgasm.

His orgasm came crashing down on him as he looked at your picture one last time. He looked down to see his cum all over his hand and sweater, “I’m so desperate.”

Christmas masterlist!

✧Heya! Long time no see huh? Decided to give y’all a Christmas gift!

⟡request status:CLOSED

✧Smut *

✧request open until Nov-Dec!

Gingerbread

✧Bernard dating a Calvin!reader

Sugar cookies

✧Bernard dating headcanons

Sweet like sugar*

✧Oral sex with Bernard

Black liquorice

✧arguments with Bernard

Cinnamon buns

✧helping Bernard with his stress

Candy canes*

✧Bernard master bating to a picture of you

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♱𝕬𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖒𝖊♱

Hi, I’m Armageddon. Some things about me are that I love metal, video games, animals, taxidermy, collecting things, drawing, and reading.

On my page, you’ll find things about metal (mostly black metal) fics and maybe some video game ones too.

My request are open, feel free to ask.

But please don’t ask me to write pedophilia and stuff of that matter.

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HIDDEN LOVE

Pelle “ Dead “ Ohlin x reader

♱headcanon if Pelle had a crush on reader

♱request by anon

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♱ever since Pelle first met you, he was a bit skeptical of you. But over time, he grew to love you.

♱Pelle eventually began to grow a massive crush on you, but he would never tell you because he was so shy and scared :(

♱every subtle touch and every smile you gave would make his heart beat out of his chest.

♱he would then start to give you little gifts with things he finds from the forest.

♱and when he wants to spend time with you to get to know you better, he usually ask to walk with you in the woods or go to the cemetery.

♱sometimes you also give him gifts when he gives you one! It’s usually art supplies or maybe a matching bracelet for both of you to wear!

♱he would do absolutely anything for you when you ask, which is usually just to hang out.

♱he usually gets a lot more fidgety around you and you seem to notice this fast.

♱you’ll ask if he’s okay and if he wants to go somewhere a little bit quieter or go back home but he’ll just he’s fine.

“ I’m fine, just a bit nervous… “ ( he’ll be blushing a bit from how much you care and will give a little smile )

♱he would also stare at you a lot, but not in a weird way. He just loves to admire you.

♱and as he stares at you he would also draw you.

♱this man loves to draw, but I think his favorite thing to draw is you.

♱and if you ever asked what he’s drawing, he would just say he’s drawing nothing. He’ll be so embarrassed if he shows that he’s drawing you.

♱he would also be very attentive and interested in whatever you’re taking about.

♱and he’ll even give you his own opinion on stuff you’re talking about.

♱he is so supportive on whatever you’re talking about and your interest just like you are with him.