Yall Sleeping On This Sam L. Jackson Interview About Trump Lmfao.

Tumblr has a fun magic feature where an innocuous statement can spawn a new entity either to punctuate a joke or to spring forth a fully formed mirror nemesis to the OP

The ashcan version of Serving Up Distaster (A TTRPG of kitchen nightmares) is available now.

It's pay what you want for now, mostly want to get some feedback and hopefully raise a little money for a proper edit/ layout / art

In this game, one player takes on the role of the GM, narrating and hosting the game while playing the character of The Chef. The remaining players act as the staff of the restaurant Chef is visiting, playing out their own dysfunctions and disasters.

Each session follows the same 5 act structure: Introduction, Chef Tries The Food, Chef Observes Service, Refurbishment, Relaunch Night. Throughout each session Chef will help this new set of characters will to come to terms with their problems and failings.

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Serving Up Disaster by Molomoot

A TTRPG of Kitchen Nightmares

honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

Do theologians in Omegaverse worlds argue about what Jesus meant when he said "I'm the Alpha and the Omega"?

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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

concrete circles ⚪️

I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.