Loudly Going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" To Myself To Ward Off The Memory Of Every Embarrassing Thing I've

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

I'm amazed how often some perfectly sensible post that ends with words like "unless you've got some medical issue that prevents you from doing it, I recommend that everyone should give it a try!" has someone in the comments going "well what about me? I've got anxiety, depression, PTSD, agoraphobia, turboautism and maladaptive daydreaming and I literally cannot make myself go do that!"

Like. bitch you. you were mentioned. your situation was specifically clarified for in the previous sentence. If you have a mental health issue, you have a health issue. If your mental health problem prevents you from doing something, you have a health problem that prevents you from doing the thing. How did you learn to type before learning how to read.

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

titillating